18. Bret Michaels
We have to say thank God for the fact that Bret Michaels is no longer one of the faces that we have to see in media every day. At times he seemed like a crappy celebrity Terminator you just couldn’t get rid of, even after suffering a brain hemorrhage. We were genuinely scared that Bret will stay with us for the rest of our lives, clinging on to every little smidge of celebrity that he could.
In the last few years, fortunately, it seems that Bret is finally falling out of favor and that we might actually live the rest of our lives without being exposed to his attempts at fame and his stunts.
After years of megafame as the lead singer of Poison, a sex tape with Pamela Anderson, a ton of reality TV appearances and publicized health crises, it seems that Bret is finally done and that the world can give out a sigh of joined relief.
It just lasted too long.