A Detailed Breakdown Of All Disick Mess Ups

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have been in an on-again off-again relationship for almost a decade and in their time together, they had two sons and a daughter. These days, we are hearing that the relationship is definitely over and it comes as no surprise that it was Kourtney who ended it.

The reason we are saying this is that Scott has acted like quite a bit of a jerk all these years, repeatedly doing dumb things and acting nasty towards Kourtney. And just when you would think it was over and she dumped him for good, he would weasel his way back into the family and onto the show (a more cynical person would say when they ran out of storylines for the season).

Today, in order to celebrate their (hopefully because of Kourtney) permanent breakup, we will be looking at all the times Scott went above and beyond his usual douchedom by cheating on his (often pregnant) girlfriend. Also, whenever we say that something happened, imagine that there is the word ‘allegedly’ in front of the verb (it really gets boring typing “allegedly” over and over again). Just a disclaimer.

For instance, a report came out in Life & Style which claimed that Disick allegedly (we’ll actually write it this time) slept with over 100 women during his 9-year relationship with Kourtney. The report claimed that this happened every single time he went away on business (business, lol).

Now we’re getting into individual cases. For example, there was that time when Disick spent six hours having crazy sex with Olcay Gulsen, a renowned designer. Then, there was the time when he went on a booty safari trip to London, literally scouting for women at some club and having them brought to his hotel room.

Or, how about that time when he got together with a student from Arizona College after spending the night “working” at an opening of a nightclub in Scottsdale? There was talk of a pregnancy scare, but not even that stopped him from getting back together with her some time later.  In addition to these, there was also a 21-year old girl who spent the night at his hotel room in NYC.

One rumor that is really hard to believe is that Scott actually had a thing with Kendal Jenner, Kourtney’s (much) younger sister. This was supposed to have happened at a sex party. Still, it all sounds too orgy-ey and Ancient Romans-ey to be true. One incident that we do believe and that comes with photographic evidence is his thing with stylist Chloe Bartoli which is also supposed to be the straw that broke the camel’s back.

In any case, one thing is for sure – Scott is really a bit of a douche (to say the least), an insecure and pampered dandy with an anger issue and very little respect or concern about the feelings of his loved ones. We are certain Kourtney and the kids will have much happier lives now that they will limit their exposure to Disick.

Of course, if Kourtney doesn’t go back on her decision. Again.