The trailer for Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel’s latest movie about deep love and the meaning of relationships between humans in the modern age of technology has been released. T
he story about profound love is called Sex Tape, and boy is it filled with boobs. Cameron’s boobs.
It’s a story about this sexy couple who does lots of sexy things. Then they lose that special sexy spark, possibly from having too much sex.
They decide to spice things up by making a sex tape. Then they accidentally upload that tape online. Now they are on a mission to destroy the hundreds of iPads they apparently gave out to all their friends, family and mailman as gifts before the video can cause any more damage.
We heard that one before, alright.
You can see the boobs toward the beginning of the preview, after Diaz decides homemade porn is the way to go to spice things up. So, he’s only in his red underpants and a sheer top, she then roller skates into the kitchen for reasons not disclosed.
Grabbing Segel to her free-bouncing chest, she poetically shares her plan, “I have a great idea. Let’s film ourselves having sex!”
Sex Tape will be out in July.
It’s not exactly the movie masterpiece of our time, but hey, there will be boobs.