2. Ahoy matey, I just got out of prison
Perhaps there’s some cover story for this: Rihanna was looking into those diamonds, when she was kidnapped and thrown in prison.
She consulted with that tattooed guy from Prison Break and decided to break out. Especially after she heard that that’s all he talks about.
Sick of the celebrity world, she stole that weird jacket, blended in and no one has ever heard from her again.