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12. Ozzy Osbourne
For a man who was portrayed as a prophet of Satan, and who bit the head off a dove during a meeting with CBS Records executives when he was signing his first solo career record deal in Los Angeles, Ozzy performed a surprisingly low amount of criminal acts during both his lifetime and his career.
He was, however, arrested for public urination this one time when he had a bit too much to drink and relieved himself on a cenotaph, a tribute to those who died in the Texas Alamo. Understandably, the city of San Antonio decided they really didn’t want to see Ozzy for quite some time and had him publicly banned from the city for 10 years.
Drinking has always been a part of Ozzy’s life, as the dove story we just mentioned happened precisely because of his excessive drinking. Booze and law don’t go well together, old chap.