4. Double Denim
No one alive looks good in a double denim ensemble. Many celebrities have tried out this look and all have failed.
If something doesn’t look good on soccer hottie David Beckham, then odds are that it won’t look good on anyone else.
If you already have that perfect body, it is your responsibility to wear something decent and not embarrass yourself with that macho look from the seventies. All he needs now are some mustaches and a cigarette.